| 2002-06-30 |
Phuzzy's guide to burnouts
Perhaps more than any other stunt, burnouts are a celebration of conspicuous consumption. They can appeal to four of the five senses and even all five if you enjoy the taste of burned rubber. Men and boys alike love burnouts because they involve machinery, loud noises, and destruction. In the following few paragraphs you will learn the secret to destroying your rear tires from the stunter all the women love, PhuzzyGnu.
-Phuzzy Gnu |
